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Anonymous asked:

have you been following chellsie memmel's adult gym journey? i only bothered to watch the videos tonight, it's so cool

not until i saw this just now!!!!!!!! but i googled it and 

“Her father, Andy, watched with equal parts admiration and bemusement as Memmel shared video of her fooling around with the gymternet, the sport’s fervent online community. He was impressed, but when she mentioned getting serious, her coach didn’t exactly jump at the idea.“I pushed pretty hard to see if it was even possible from a gymnastics standpoint,” Andy Memmel said. “I had no interest in doing this for ‘I just want to do this for adult gymnastics, or this is fun.’ If she’s going to make a run at it, let’s do it properly.”

wow i’m right back to f u c k i n g   h a t i n g   gymnastics culture. love her tho. glad she’s having fun, for real 

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is it a good sign……..if the person handling your foster dog meet and greet gets out of her car and instantly tells you about how she saw a motorcyclist get pancaked on the drive over. is that a good omen

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right? this is a cat who would thrive with a pup

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frankie was technically raised with a dog, and she and roon spent at least a year together. but she also fuuuuuuuucking haaaaaaaates dogs, so this is going to be a real pickle. and she gets dibs, so if she can’t deal with eggroll we don’t get to adopt her.

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ugh, i’m now remembering that 2020 was supposed to be the year of me conquering lead climbing. instead, i’m mostly just stretching and taking naps. wow. we plan, god laughs, et cetera.

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in 6 months of quarantine:

my house sale fell apart

my job went poof

i learned how to plant a native veggie garden

i learned how to use various saws for diy purposes

i bleached my own hair in a bathroom for the first time

i started biking long distances for no reason

i got back in touch with college besties

i completely changed my personality re: pets

what a ride. what inexplicable fun. who knew!

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me, for years, unprompted: i don’t want a dog. i like cats. dogs are too much.

a dog that looks like rooney:

me: i need it

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“Amanda,
We received your application for Eggroll. Here’s a little back ground on her. She was adopted from Stray Paws as a puppy and loves her family dearly. She’s a very loving dog who will follow her people, kids included, around. She has a fear of loud noises and is unsure of new places and people. She’s been to doggie daycare and does great, but likes to keep to herself until the second day when she feels more comfortable. We’re offering a trainer to come and give tips on how to build her confidence up so she can become more relaxed about new situations and new people. She’s a beautiful and loving pup.”

well i love her so much already. i can’t wait to meet her and see if we’re compatible.

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i haven’t wanted a dog for YEARS bc they’re so much work, but quarantine has got me desperate for companionship. neutralangel sent me this pup’s listing and i’m 100% ready to be a mom. she’s got rooney ears :( :)

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Anonymous asked:

why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.

realisenothing answered:

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!